A Day in the Life: Jr. Copywriter Colin

A Day in the Life: Jr. Copywriter Colin

Welcome to a day in my life. This blog should provide some intriguing insight for people looking to impersonate me (it’s never too early to think Halloween costumes), as well as my mom (I’ll call you soon).

6:35 a.m. I stumble out of bed and start to mix ingredients for my homemade toothpaste, all the while wondering if there’s a better way.

6:41 a.m. Start my cereal selection process. Golden Grahams wins the election today. “Not the popular vote, but the Electoral Bowl of Milk College,” I think to myself, before laughing maniacally.

6:46 a.m. Begin to frantically pet the overweight gray cat sprawled out on my futon, seemingly unfazed by the fact that I don’t actually own a cat.

7-7:30 a.m. Head to work, noting the great WhereYouShop deals along my way.

7:30 a.m. Arrive and check my emails. No deals in my shopping area, so I briefly consider moving to a new shopping area.

8-11:30 a.m. Write the deals you all love to read. Do you have a favorite deal? Oh, Fareeha wrote that one. Any others? Oh, that was actually Jen…let’s just move on.

11:30 a.m. Work on my latest blog entry. This just got META.

12:15 p.m. Head upstairs for lunch, secretly wishing that I had brought more Golden Grahams.

12-4 p.m. Craft some more charming prose.

4-4:30 p.m. Head home, decide to adopt the gray cat and name her Harriet. Put my pajamas on early because preparation pays off.

Written by: DanteMonteverde

2 comments on A Day in the Life: Jr. Copywriter Colin. Leave your comment below.

  1. Mom

    Still waiting for that call, Colin.


  2. wysfareeha

    7:30-8, and intermittently between 12-4: Shoot hoops in Fareeha’s cube even though she’s working.

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